Calm Your Tits Epsom Salts

Life's got you wound tighter than a drum? Our Calm Your Tits Epsom Salts are here to talk you down from the ledge—one luxurious soak at a time. Packed with magnesium to ease those stress knots you've been collecting like Pokemon, these salts transform your bathtub into a judgment-free zone where nobody expects you to have it all together. Drop in, zone out, and let your nervous system finally catch a break. Your peace of mind called—it's ready for a reunion.

Directions for use:  Pour your favourite beverage and lock the bathroom door.  Run bath and sprinkle a handful of salts under the running water.  Enjoy!

• Tangerine scent
• Phthalate free and paraben free
• 300 g / 10.6 oz
• Made in Canada